
No one is really sure if Clara and Arnold are lovers or just brother and sister, which kinda creeps some people out. They are both heavy into the emo scene, although Arnold won't admit it, because, you know, he's a guy and guys never admit to being emo. Whenever he protests too strongly about it though Clara pulls out Arnold's Get Up Kids cds because she hates it when he pretends to hide his sensitive side.


Ted is pretty small now, but he's really hoping that his growth spurt will start soon. His hero is Voltron, but only the one made of lions, not the one made of cars. He's worried that one day after he's full-size he'll go insane and end up ravishing a whole city with nuclear-tipped death missiles. He's never told anyone about his fear though because, we'll basically, it would sound pretty silly coming from a guy only three inches tall. His favorite band right now is The Decemberists, but he's pretty fickle about stuff like that.


This is the only known photograph of the author. His work is sent to the site via a complex system of middle-men, cutouts, false-flags, and dead-drops. It's rumored that he was once employed by the military-industrial complex and currently lives down the street from the largest cemetery in the country, which could partially explain his predilictions toward gallows humor. He loves post-rock and was once overheard to say that his ideal job would be to play bass for Godspeed You Black Emperor.
