tiny ghosts, greeting cards

Due to popular demand, we are pleased to present greeting cards based on the tiny ghosts comic thingees. Use them to insult your friends or send letter bombs to your enemies. Each card is 3.5"x5" and comes with a free envelope. They only cost $2 each! That's less than the cost of a fake mustache or a box of rat poison!
There are three sets of cards to choose from:
The first set is filled with mean cards to send to people you do not like.
The second set is filled with nice cards to send to people you want to make like you.
The third set is the most interesting, they are reverse condolence cards. Use them to write letters to your friends and loved ones that will be sealed and placed with your will, to be delivered upon your death. Your heirs and mourners will appreciate the personal touch of your final words to them.
You can order cards individually or by set, and shipping is free (anywhere in the world), but you have to order a minimum of five cards. Scroll down to see them all...
Note: For the time being, only the first set is available for sale. This is because printing costs money and if no one is interested in buying cards, we won't bother to print them all. If you really want some of the cards in the other sets, consider writing some hate mail to the author demanding them.

Card Number Looks Like Front Says Inside Says Buy
M1: When you told me that you thought I was extraordinary, my heart skipped a beat. But the more I think about it, the more I realize you meant that I was just extra-ordinary. Buy 5 of this card for $10:

M2: After all these years I still get goosebumps when I touch you. But now it's just because you've grown so cold to me. Buy 5 of this card for $10:

M3: I'm sure that if I know what love is, it's only because you taught me. Just like I'm sure that if you know what regret is, it's only because I taught you. Buy 5 of this card for $10:

M4: I fear falling in love with you, because to be in love with you makes me human. ...and to be human is to be mortal. Buy 5 of this card for $10:

M5: It really freaked me out when you told me that your biggest fear was that we wouldn't be together forever... Because my biggest fear is that we will be. Buy 5 of this card for $10:

Buy one of each in the mean set: Buy Set of 5 for $10:

Card Number	Looks Like	Front Says	Inside Says	Buy
M1:		When you told me that you thought I was extraordinary, my heart skipped a beat.	But the more I think about it, the more I realize you meant that I was just extra-ordinary.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
M2:		After all these years I still get goosebumps when I touch you.	But now it's just because you've grown so cold to me.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
M3:		I'm sure that if I know what love is, it's only because you taught me.	Just like I'm sure that if you know what regret is, it's only because I taught you.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
M4:		I fear falling in love with you, because to be in love with you makes me human.	...and to be human is to be mortal.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
M5:		It really freaked me out when you told me that your biggest fear was that we wouldn't be together forever...	Because my biggest fear is that we will be.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
*Buy one of each in the mean* set:**	Buy Set of 5 for $10:

Card Number Looks Like Front Says Inside Says Buy
N1: Darling, my love is so strong that no force in heaven or hell could ever tear me away from your side... ...no matter how many exorcists you hire. Buy 5 of this card for $10:
N2: Don't feel alone. You're not the only one who's dying inside, you know. Buy 5 of this card for $10:
N3: I don't know anything about you. Except where you're ticklish. Buy 5 of this card for $10:
N4: After a thousand churches, a million empty bottles, two wars of conquest and a dozen highest mountains, I've finally found what I've always been looking for. ...in your eyes Buy 5 of this card for $10:
N5: It's natural to be afraid of the dark. But don't worry, I'll light a candle and hold you safe in my arms until morning. Buy 5 of this card for $10:
Buy one of each in the nice set: Buy Set of 5 for $10:

Card Number	Looks Like	Front Says	Inside Says	Buy
N1:		Darling, my love is so strong that no force in heaven or hell could ever tear me away from your side...	...no matter how many exorcists you hire.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
N2:		Don't feel alone.	You're not the only one who's dying inside, you know.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
N3:		I don't know anything about you.	Except where you're ticklish.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
N4:		After a thousand churches, a million empty bottles, two wars of conquest and a dozen highest mountains, I've finally found what I've always been looking for.	...in your eyes	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
N5:		It's natural to be afraid of the dark.	But don't worry, I'll light a candle and hold you safe in my arms until morning.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
*Buy one of each in the nice* set:**	Buy Set of 5 for $10:

Card Number Looks Like Front Says Inside Says Buy
C1: I'm sorry that my death made you feel sad. I didn't mean to leave you here alone, but I didn't really have a choice. Please forgive me. I'll always love you. Buy 5 of this card for $10:
C2: I'm really hoping you get sick and die soon. It's so lonely up here in heaven without you by my side. Buy 5 of this card for $10:
C3: I'm sure you are felling pretty sad about my death. But think how much sadder you are going to feel when you learn that you aren't getting anything in the will. I always secretly hated you. Buy 5 of this card for $10:
C4: You probably think it's creepy getting a letter from someone who is dead and gone. But I just felt I should remind you about the terms of our suicide pact. Buy 5 of this card for $10:
C5: Even though I've passed away, I wanted to send you this last letter to tell you I'll be in heaven, looking down on you. ...especially when you are in the shower. Buy 5 of this card for $10:
C6: I just wanted you to know that I don't blame you for the accident. I have to warn you though, the jury will probably find otherwise. Buy 5 of this card for $10:
Buy one of each in reverse condolence set: Buy Set of 6 for $12:

Card Number	Front Says	Inside Says	Buy
C1:	I'm sorry that my death made you feel sad.	I didn't mean to leave you here alone, but I didn't really have a choice. Please forgive me. I'll always love you.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
C2:	I'm really hoping you get sick and die soon.	It's so lonely up here in heaven without you by my side.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
C3:	I'm sure you are felling pretty sad about my death.	But think how much sadder you are going to feel when you learn that you aren't getting anything in the will. I always secretly hated you.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
C4:	You probably think it's creepy getting a letter from someone who is dead and gone.	But I just felt I should remind you about the terms of our suicide pact.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
C5:	Even though I've passed away, I wanted to send you this last letter to tell you I'll be in heaven, looking down on you.	...especially when you are in the shower.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
C6:	I just wanted you to know that I don't blame you for the accident.	I have to warn you though, the jury will probably find otherwise.	Buy 5 of this card for $10:
*Buy one of each in reverse condolence* set:**			Buy Set of 6 for $12: